03
Aug
Pawns, I'd say
Advice for couples who are getting divorced and have children together
Children can be weaponized in divorce if you’d
2 min read
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03
Aug
Racing and Homelessness
“Congrats on your race honey, we’re homeless,” she whispered into my ear. No warning and no pause between the
3 min read
03
Aug
Abortion
I have full comedy sets on abortion that would get me banned from certain conservative rooms in Minnesota when I
6 min read
03
Aug
Social Media
Updates on my sometimes seemingly too deep thoughts on social media.
I still want a Barbie phone, even a year
5 min read
03
Aug
The Dilemma of Appearance and Athletics
I remember attempts to shape my body into something other than what it was at an early age. I was
3 min read
03
Aug
On Drinking
1. You can dance freely even if you don’t do drugs or drink alcohol. You can also say what
1 min read
03
Aug
Grey Hair
I am not convinced I have quit dying my hair yet. I hope that if I write about it and
2 min read
03
Aug
Lip Gloss
On a weekend day off, my then-bf and I were prancing about Stillwater, MN. He decided, as he often
1 min read
03
Aug
Kendall
One night, I sat farting next to my friend.
We weren’t close friends yet.
I thought my farts were
21
Jul
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