On a weekend day off, my then-bf and I were prancing about Stillwater, MN. He decided, as he often does, that the day should conclude with a fancy dinner. I suddenly thought I did not look nice enough for a fancy dinner. Every once in a while, I remember that

One night, I sat farting next to my friend. We weren’t close friends yet. I thought my farts were not too stinky. Then her dog farted. It smelled a lot worse than my farts. I waved my hand in the air. She said, “I know, I’m so sorry.